

10 ways to annoy the Volturi10 Ways to annoy the volturi10 ways to annoy the Volturi
1. If you're a vampire go sunbathing and ask Aro if he wouldn't like to come because he looks quite pale.
2. Ask Heidi where she got her contacts because you'd love to have orange eyes for next halloween.
3. Put in plastic fangs and put on a cape. Then go stand in front of Marius and say " Ooh, big vampire hunter! Have mercy for this poor vampire!"
4. Come up with a few of baby-vampires and hand one to each female of the coven, saying them you want to do an experiment on their maternal instinct.
5. When Aro touches you, seeing your memory, imagine as
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